hell tones

(n) Being in the colours of the Seven Circles of Hell - reds, oranges and black.
The more hell-and-brimstone looking, the better.

Hey - check the cover of the Metallica "Load" CD - it's all in hell-tones!

by Jennan the Mad July 21, 2005

tooned

Getting so high to where you feel like you're in a cartoon.
marijuana high tuned bong weed ganja turnt

Dude Adam we got so tooned last night of that fire weed

by Star_of_david September 12, 2016

T-Bone Slam

When you have sex with a guy named Troy and he slams his genitalia into your rectum.

Ho#1: So girl how was your night with Troy?

Ho#2: It was fun until he gave me the T-Bone Slam! I can't sit down!!!!

by VICious213 May 16, 2011

text tone

The unintended tone read through a text, IM, or any other text based messaging system.

Text: "I hope you fucking die"
Response: "WTF!? Fuck you"
Text: "What? Why!? Oh... fucking text tone"

Text: "I hope you fucking die. lol"
Response: "Lol... Wtf?"
Text: "Lol... Proper text tone bitch."

by ThatGuyYouSortOfKnow? December 15, 2010

Tboned

When you hit someone so hard in football they don't know who they are anymore

Goddamn! Did you see that guy get tboned by Trevor!?! He ain't never getting up

by ThisisFishers!!!! August 7, 2010

T-Bone

When you grinding with a girl and you get a full on erection and you flip your dick onto the girls back, as if it were riding it like a horse.

1st Bro: Yeah dude last night i T-bone'd Lauren and Morgan
2nd Bro: What??
1st Bro: Yeah i just swung my hand down and lifted my schlong onto her back it was nice.
2nd Bro: Nice

*fistbump*

by Elevendyhundred November 20, 2011

T-bone

When walking and you hit your side/hip on an object preferably a table.

no need for an example, everyone does it. You probably got t-boned earlier today.

by mysterysaintQ January 22, 2014