An ultimate fighting submission move that is highly effective where you press your thumb as hard as possible into the opponents taint until they submit. Best to use when in a tie up position of some kind.
I lost because he taint strangled me. There was nothing I could do, I want to have children some day.
by Brandon T. P. August 06, 2008
noun. - The oily residue left on one's fingers after one drags them across said taint, grundle, or area under the scrotum sack. Often foul smelling in nature, but like a fart, is often best enjoyed by the owner.
by Chodemuffins August 19, 2011
Someone who misses both the vaginal cavity and anal cavity, therefore slamming their machinery right into the region infamously known as the taint.
Richie knew he had lost some accuracy when pulled a taint poacher on Marissa, guess you cant be 100% all the time.
by Stevie Y March 01, 2006
a unisexual device designed to stimulate the perineum through the use of blown air and blunted, multi-tined forks with the intended result of simultaneous sexual climax and defecation.
With his taint whistle freshly arrived in the post, Karl knew that he was going to have a mess on more than just his hands later that night.
by Will Bixby April 23, 2006
The moisture that forms on your taint. It is a combination of asscrack sweat and genetailia/pube sweat. It is by far the worst smelling sent your body can produce.
Matt threatened to smear his taint sweat in Zach's face. What Matt didnt realize is that this secretly turned Zach on.
by zach March 31, 2006
The neighborhood in Northwest Portland, Oregon between Johnson St. and Couch St. (pronounced cooch), west of the 405 freeway up until 23rd St.
Hey, lets go hit the bars in the Taint tonight!
Im sick of those trendy restaurants in the Taint District, lets just stay on the east side.
Im sick of those trendy restaurants in the Taint District, lets just stay on the east side.
by Peppers O'Reilly May 30, 2006
Taint:The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts
Licker:Well everyone know that one some that likes to lick stuff...
So toghether they are Taint Licker:A Person Who Licks Taint ;)
Licker:Well everyone know that one some that likes to lick stuff...
So toghether they are Taint Licker:A Person Who Licks Taint ;)
by A Person That Likes Fish May 26, 2009