Fudge-Tail

When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.

Aww man. I was crapping today, and I had a massive Fudge-tail....it sucked.

by Boohaha September 11, 2012

unicorn tail

the magical way to say ponytail

1: omg i love ur unicorn tail!

2: ok then

by BoxToTheLeft October 10, 2013

Tail Hatin'

1) The threshold past tail gating and being hit.
2) An extreme form of tail gating.

This mutha'fuka be tail hatin' on my ass.

by Icefenix300 July 1, 2011

The tail is on the donkey

The party's over. The fun has been had. Time to leave & go home/find a new party.

"Are you ready to go or should we stay?"
"Dude, let's bounce. The tail is on the donkey."

bounce

by The Lilmeister October 15, 2011

Rooster Tail

Hair sticking upwards in an untidy fashion; mostly as a result of bed head.

he was sleeping, but his mohawk was already looking all crazy like a rooster tail!

by Zane Edsel February 10, 2020

Curl-tail

Noun. Used among the furry community. Someone who is pretentiously prissy and self-important. Often does things for clout. Depending on context, may also suggest sexual promiscuity.

Holds their noses and tails up high for all to see, much like the popular stubborn breeds of dogs that also sport curled tails.

(Ex. Huskies, Pomeranians, Shiba-Inus, or any spitz-type dogs.)

Related to "Popufur"

Furry 1: Did you see what that popufur posted on social media last night?
Furry 2: Yeah I can't believe it. That curl-tail will do anything for followers.

by Venshayde January 18, 2022

geezer tail

hiding a boner between your legs

i didn't want to look gay in gym class so i totaly geezer tailed it

by Mike Culver June 24, 2003