Webb Tactics is a method used for getting away from a girl after you have pulled her on a night out. This method is usually employed when you have left a club and witnessed the full features of the young lady you have just been trading saliva with.
The method itself is firstly to distract your young lady friend by asking for her number or pointing at something, and when she looks away, run like hell in the opposite direction and don't stop until you are out of the line of sight.
First made famous by M.Webb after pulling what can only be described as a wardrobe, realising his mistake and running 2 miles to get home. It is now his one and only escape plan.
The method itself is firstly to distract your young lady friend by asking for her number or pointing at something, and when she looks away, run like hell in the opposite direction and don't stop until you are out of the line of sight.
First made famous by M.Webb after pulling what can only be described as a wardrobe, realising his mistake and running 2 miles to get home. It is now his one and only escape plan.
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