well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here

well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA

by super mega poop December 9, 2013

tities

something that the male genders suck on

i just sucked on some tities

by bigjose November 22, 2018

Big titties

Big titties is what men want to suck on then fuck.

Hey Bro.

WHAT?

Did you see the big titties on the teacher?

Yup that is why I'm going to suck them and fuck them all night long.

by Big ass dick March 4, 2012

Titties

Make the world go round

When I was a baby I was suckin on titties
Now that I'm older still suckin on titties
Different titties- but titties nonetheless
First thing I do when a girl undress

by Tikibarberfan July 28, 2010

titties an beer

what men love most

gonna go down to the peeler bar an have some titties an beer

by yo mamma May 11, 2003

Jellyfish Titties

When a chicks tits are so pale that you can see their veins and they react to black light. This hideous disease usually on ginger's.

I was fucking this ginger last night and when she turned on the black light in my room her tits turned purple. She had the gnarliest jellyfish titties.

by Darva Conger August 23, 2007

ballin ass titties

Basically means that it's one of the dopest, coolest, sweetest fucking things that you've come across in your day

Friend- Yo man! What'd you think of that party last night?
You- Oh! It was ballin ass titties bro!

by WhateverzClever July 23, 2009