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Ticket-Douching

Using an automated system to buy as many concert tickets as possible in order to make from them, at the sole expense of other concert goers. (Scalping).
Pearl Jam goes on sale on saturday! Are you ready to douche some tickets? Ticket-Douching
by SomeoneWhoNeedsANewJob September 1, 2013
mugGet the Ticket-Douchingmug.

ticket boyfriend

A boy who you have a mainly platonic relationship with, at least on your end, that you keep in contact with and go out with for the sole purpose of getting free tickets to concerts.
YOU: I really want to see Bombay Bicycle Club, but tickets are $40 and the show's sold out.

YOUR FRIEND: Why don't you call your ticket boyfriend, I bet he can get you into the show.
by macncheesebbgrl October 26, 2013
mugGet the ticket boyfriendmug.

ticket taker

Someone who uses up all the damn shit tickets. Usually leaving you to start, realize you're out, and have to do the cheek-clinch-penguin-waddle to get more.
Jake "I was in such a rush to drop a deuce the other day, I didn't even realize we were out of shit tickets..."

Brant "LOL yeah dude, hate when that happens".

Jake "It was prolly travis, you'd think he has the worst shits the way he uses that stuff. Damn Ticket Taker.
by dat guy deuce October 14, 2009
mugGet the ticket takermug.

Tickets Unlimited

A live event ticketing company based in Knoxville, TN. They love to steal your money by charging you outrageous and mysterious "service charges" for simply printing a ticket for you. Most $20 ticket shows have at least a $6.50 Tickets Unlimited tax added.
Damn that parking ticket just hit my wallet hard, but at least it's no Tickets Unlimited.
by ticketsunlimitedsucks October 23, 2008
mugGet the Tickets Unlimitedmug.

v-ticket

your ticket for being a virgin
dude, do you stilll have your v-ticket?
by JakobDaMacDaddyCroft August 4, 2007
mugGet the v-ticketmug.

Big Ticket

I'm going to get big ticket with it this Friday night!
by Jason December 17, 2004
mugGet the Big Ticketmug.

shit ticket

Anything that is good in a homeless man's imagination
by Greg stegs February 2, 2010
mugGet the shit ticketmug.

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