Turtle Tears

An insincere display of sorrowful emotion.

The little girl shed turtle tears as she hoped her angry mother would not scold her for jumping on the bed.

by Meowmix789 October 24, 2017

kawaii tears

Tears that have been shed by a person who may not handle the cuteness of certain things such as couples or animals, and the list goes on.

Kawaii tears are dangerous and may trigger disasters such as tsunamis and earthquakes, unfortunately.

Shedding a kawaii tear will prove that the person/s or objects making them cry is/are simply, 2 kawaii for mere mortals.

Person 1: "That sloth is so lazy and adorbz, it's making me cry kawaii tears!"
Person 2: "Dude don't cry kawaii tears, you're gonna flood the whole city with your kawaii river."

by Tb mushroom November 16, 2013

childrens tears

Best mug for Mr. Huffman

Mr. Huffman Drinks childrens tears

by Lolgai May 10, 2019

Tear gassed

When you are smoking a blunt/ joint,

when puffing said items, the smoke on the lit end abrasively hovers in and around your eyes thus temporarily causing teary eyes, stinging and/ or involuntary eye closing/ rubbing .

i had the blunt in my lips, i was reading and I tear gassed my self so badly, i had to close and rub my eyes to make the stinging and tears stop.

by SecretProverbs May 31, 2018

Tear-Felt

To be very,very teary and having your heart strings tugged

His feelings are very tear-felt

by TheOne429 March 19, 2015

Tear cheek

to run so fast, in so that your ass-cheeks pound at such a rate that they tear each other up

"The jockeys were coming for me, so I needed to tear cheek to the principals office for safety like a little bitch"

by The weapon of Ass destruction January 21, 2015

gamer tears

Gamer tears is the white liquid produced by men when they proceed to masturbate (aka semen), in this case those who are gamers.

Man! Yesterday my gf drank my gamer tears when she was sucking it!

by Horsey.TikTok January 19, 2019