dozy tart

Dozy; slow witted, daydreamer, dumb, not paying attention
Tart; a derogatory term referring to women of loose moral ethics.

Mate #1: where were you off to last night?
Mate #2 I nipped behind the pub with some dozy tart for a quick shag.

by SirEdmundBlackadder August 7, 2014

Pop-Tart

One who acts stupid and/or dumb

Why are you acting like a pop-tart?

by Fear81 June 27, 2019

shard tart

A female that will do anything for methamphetamine and just won't go away

That Laura is such a shard tart. She won't ever go home

by MARKS BABY April 26, 2021

Tart attack

Tart attack is when something is so tart that it attacks your taste buds.

That lemon sorbet gave me a tart attack!

by Mak attack October 19, 2020

Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

pumpkin tart

Arrogant and/or obnoxiously preppy renewable finance professional with little to no social skills. Most commonly early to late twenties, poor attitude, and generally unwholesome demeanor.

I think its trash that this pumpkin tart is asking me so many detailed questions while I am trying to ride around in this truck fixing these solar panels.

by Roger McGovern May 13, 2022

Randy Tart

Root/Shag

I would like a Randy Tart tonight

by 2horny4you November 11, 2019