A person who buys out the whole stock of tampons because they fear that they will not have enough tampons to last the winter. So to solve this problem, they buy up shelves at one time.
David: Hey Natasha, whatcha doin there?
Natasha: Nothing much, im just harvesting some tampons for the winter!
David: Oh dont tell me your a tampon farmer.
Natasha: fuck no! i aint no farmer im grown up now i have boobies the size of ur head
Natasha: Nothing much, im just harvesting some tampons for the winter!
David: Oh dont tell me your a tampon farmer.
Natasha: fuck no! i aint no farmer im grown up now i have boobies the size of ur head
by chelsea chealsea boom boom July 30, 2010
Get the tampon farmer mug.1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons
2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas
3) and i mean huge
4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women
5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use
6) almost used instead of the hoover dam
7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.
2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas
3) and i mean huge
4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women
5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use
6) almost used instead of the hoover dam
7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.
"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."
"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."
"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."
by the fresh maker May 6, 2009
Get the parachute tampon mug.by Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache) May 13, 2005
Get the ass tampon mug.This term refers to an individual whose breath is reminiscent of a used Tampon. This smell is shitty, fishy... musty and generally gut wrenching.
John: Oh my god, I was talking to Jessica, and the dirty fucking whore has FULL ON Tampon Breath! I nearly puked up in her face.
Steve: Yea I know, she asked me for the time yesterday and I ran away screaming.
Steve: Yea I know, she asked me for the time yesterday and I ran away screaming.
by Mackster86 February 1, 2009
Get the Tampon Breath mug.When a girl has a tampon string hanging down out of her vagina and sometimes out of her bathingsuit or underwear, because she is either afraid of her vagina altogether or afraid she will lose the tampon inside her vagina if she doesn't let it hang out.
=At a nude strip club and a tampon string is hanging out waiting for someone to pull on it.
=At a pool and you see a hot chick then look down and see her tampon leash hanging down.
=At a pool and you see a hot chick then look down and see her tampon leash hanging down.
by SuperAwesomeFemaleChick June 8, 2011
Get the tampon leash mug.A game commonly played using five new tampons and one used one. The Tampons are then placed back in their respective applicators, shaken about in a hat (or bag) and dealt to six people. One at a time, each person withdraws a tampon. At the count of three, all of the players open their applicators and pour its contents directly into their mouths.
Craig: We played Tampon Roulette last night
Tom: How was it?
Craig: Great! I actually won this time!!! Dina was super pissed.
Tom: How was it?
Craig: Great! I actually won this time!!! Dina was super pissed.
by coffeebreaker July 7, 2010
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