Swollen

The new way to be pissed off

That test paper had me swollen.

by Steve Rotstein October 28, 2005

Swole mongoose

An erection caused by doing something you love to do.

I was working out the other day and discoverd I had a swole mongoose in my shorts.

by Jock-o-matic January 8, 2010

swollen ostrich

1) n. A magnificent and legendary steed.

2) n. An unusually large ostrich who's bloatedness lets it rise into the air like a phoenix with you on its back.

Son: I saw a swollen ostrich in the sky today daddy!

Father: wtf?

by Chocobo93 July 10, 2009

swole

To be made a fool of or embarrassed.

Dude, you were swole 'cause you thought that girl liked you!

by Joanne May 13, 2005

Swolle

Being pisssssed off to the fullest

"Mannn, I'm swolle as fuck!"

by Courtnastyyyy December 17, 2011

Swollen Vulva

When a person(s) defers to participate in an action that they deem dangerous. Even when such inaction will deem them to be a lesser human in the eyes of their peers!

OR

A physical anomaly that precludes a member of the male gender to urniate in a standing position thus resulting in moderate to extreme hazing from his alleged "friends"

Josh was beyond reproach when asked to catch the football with the "sun" in his eyes!
"Geez Josh, do you have a Swollen Vulva or something!"

Teasing be Damned! Brady always sits to urinate, becasue he hates when he makes a mess due to his Swollen Vulva

by Matt December 28, 2007

Swole

A very large man who doesn't have any balls due to over usage of steroids.

Derek considers himself swole, but he's actually a very large chode!

by JBus March 7, 2014