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After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
by nellster69 August 17, 2023
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Get the swipe up mug.Ones testicles must be manifested in sweat for some time, before wiping them upon the face of your spouse.
I had a hard day at work yesterday, when I got home the wife was asleep, so I gave her a swamp swipe!
by T91G March 31, 2022
Get the Swamp Swipe mug.Swipe Me Harder (phrase) – A dry, satirical surrender-refusal used when someone realizes the absurdity of endless app swiping and low-effort modern dating scripts. Means: “I see the algorithmic clown show, I’m not emotionally investing in it anymore, and I’m reallocating energy to real life signals.”
Date: “Just keep swiping, you’ll find someone.”
You: “Yeah, sure—swipe me harder.”
Group chat after a string of ghost matches: “Boys, I have achieved peak Swipe Me Harder energy. Hitting the gym + sleep + social reps instead.”
Alternative: “Got hit with ‘just manifest it’ advice—activated full Swipe Me Harder mode.”
Not:
Not bitterness.
Not misogyny.
It’s a humorous boundary marker: rejecting passive algorithm loops in favor of intentional compounding.
You: “Yeah, sure—swipe me harder.”
Group chat after a string of ghost matches: “Boys, I have achieved peak Swipe Me Harder energy. Hitting the gym + sleep + social reps instead.”
Alternative: “Got hit with ‘just manifest it’ advice—activated full Swipe Me Harder mode.”
Not:
Not bitterness.
Not misogyny.
It’s a humorous boundary marker: rejecting passive algorithm loops in favor of intentional compounding.
by isoskepsis September 9, 2025
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Scott just bum swiped that police officer. Fuck sake whit a dong.
Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.
Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.
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