sweaters

1. Another name for weed
2. Another name for anything smokeable

1. Whats the quality of the fabric? It's the finest!
2. Hey, I'm going to sterling later, want me to pick up some sweaters for later tonight?

by alex913 November 11, 2005

Sweater Whore

A person, most commonly a young female, who flirts with members of the opposite sex (or sometimes same sex, see homosexual) in order to obtain said person's sweater. The sweater may be used for warmth or tied around the waist as a show of power.

Ahh man, its so cold!

What happened to your sweater?

That sweater whore from school 'borrowed' it again. How can i say no to a rack that big?!?

by E1i March 30, 2009

Chimney Sweeper

A white male that fucks black females. The male equivalent of a coal burner.

Brad couldn’t match with any cute white chicks on tinder, so he settled for a black girl. Fucking chimney sweeper.

by Cole Berner August 4, 2019

Two-Match Sweater

A humorous way of describing a really rough pooping incident. Most commonly used when one is A) severely constipated OR B) has explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the term comes from the need to light not one, but two matches (to cover the stench), and the fact that you broke out into a huge sweat, sometimes requiring the need to disrobe during the act of crapping.

Wow... That dump was a rough one... It ended up being a Two-Match Sweater!!

by Giuseppi Lucchesi June 20, 2009

Sweater Rocket

An uncircumsised penis

Xavier's girlfriend was shocked to discover he had a sweater rocket!

by Kadro March 11, 2009

Sweater Body

1. A body that is covered in hair, like a sweater.

2. When you wear a sweater that is so tight it becomes like an extention of your body.

You got so much hair on your body, it's like you're wearing a sweater body.

by Ms. Em May 8, 2009

Sweaterback

A caucasian, tennis playing douche bag who wears their sweater tied around their necks/shoulders as an accessory, usually paired with a pastel polo shirt & popped collar. Often go by names such as "biff" "muffy" or "chadwick". They can be found in affluent country clubs, or in Palm Beach.

Kyle: Look at all these fucking sweaters, they're everywhere!

or

Alex: I need a caesar salad on the fly for a sweaterback they want their lettuce chopped for them.

Catherine: Fucking sweaterbacks.

by Catalllack April 24, 2010