service support specialist

A person that possesses a particularly specialist set of skills such as, pressing play, reading logs and sending the an email.

"I fixed the issue and now all I need to do is run it!" ... "No, wait! You cannot press play, we have to send this to a service support specialist in case we do it wrong!"

service support specialist by specialist123 August 24, 2017

affective support 

An affective support is somebody that gives affection when you are alone or you have split up with your boyfriend or girlfriend, or maybe you feel that nobody understands you. Or everythings goes wronng but somebody is there

Since I changed my job, everything is new to me and he is my affective support

affective support by Pies descalzos November 6, 2017

Cyber-support 

Supporting someone via the internet

I cyber-supported my friend and her boyfriend

Cyber-support by imtrynnaproveapoint November 13, 2017

Academic Support 

1. A stupid middle-school class full of slightly below-average kids who really need time to do their homework not some long-ass explanation.
2. The nice word for "Sped School"

Person 1: Yo, bro, wha'chu got next period?
Person 2: Academic Support.

Academic Support by KickTheChair77 January 17, 2018

Bitcoin Support Project 

A 27 trillion Yen fund created by the Satoshi Nakamoto Group in October 2013. The Bitcoin Support Project was established in order to bring Bitcoin's value back up every time it has a major crash or investors lose interest in the market. The project ensures Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies dethrone central banks and give power back to the people. Analysts estimate the fund grows by a whopping 170% annually due to the "pump and dump" effect it has on the market. This improves the market influence potential for the next pump. Each time the fund has been used, the sudden surge in market value usually results in massive media coverage, attracting new investors and improving liquidity. An agreement was established for the fund to be discontinued once central banks cease operation due to fiat currencies becoming redundant.

Jerry: "Look, the Bitcoin Bubble's Burst."
Anna: "Nah, now's the perfect time to invest! The Bitcoin Support Project will bring it back, probably tenfold!"

Bitcoin Support Project by Satoshi Nakamoto Group February 13, 2018

Lift Support

A helping hand in a broken down lift when needing a wee but unfortunately have broken both arms OR wrists . The helper holds the injured parties penis and aims into a bottle so the injured party does not wee down his jeans.

Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for four hours after a drinking session in the local watering hole. Matt had broken both wrists due to excessive masturbation sessions. Matt needed a wee but due to his injuries he could not perform the simple task of removing his member from his jeans. Andrey offered 'Lift Support' and Matt readily accepted. Andrey expertly removed Matt's member and aimed it into the almost empty Fanta bottle, he only slipped and sprayed Matt's urine against the glass lift door once! Excellent lift support!

Lift Support by iftheshoefitsIsxcsxcsxcsxcascx June 4, 2018

Child support aversion 

the act of behaving or changing one's behavior to avoid being put on them papers.
1. a tactic, act, or actions that tricks one's baby momma

He acted like they were together in an tactic called child support aversion.

Child support aversion by Dasupawiz June 30, 2018