car stroke

A guy who goes from dealership to dealership asking for your" best price". Will drive to the end of the fucking planet to save 50 bucks. Thinks he is smarter than everyone else. Time is worth nothing to this fag.

That guy has been to 50 saab dealers, what a fucking car stroke!

by J Wheels January 24, 2008

Strokesesque

Anything that is similar to or reminiscent of the style/sound generally belonging to that fuckingly awesome NYC band the Strokes (see Julian Casablancas)

"Did you see that guys sexy, shaggy haircut? So Strokesesque."
"Dude check out my new tight-ass ripped-up jeans! I bought them in the girls section. How Strokesque am I??"
"Damn I wish my boyfriend was more Strokesesque!!!"

by AYCARAMBA April 28, 2005

Strokor

Noun: To give one a violent handjob, inflicting severe pain for increased pleasure

holy shit dude... your mom gave me a strokor last night and it was insane...

by Eiellee December 30, 2008

strobe throating

the result of a bad phone connection where the audio cuts in and out in a rapid manner

(talking on the phone)
Joe: Hey, how's it going Jane?
Jane: We--ey--fa--sh--ta--
Joe: Whoa, Jane, I can't understand a word you're saying. You're strobe throating like crazy.

by RCade3 June 28, 2009

stroke station

Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.

Wife: The only sex you're having tonight is by yourself at your stroke station!

by Spacini December 16, 2012

strong stream

When your piss flow is so loud everybody can hear it

Is he strong streaming ? Cuz I can hear him from my room

by Smuffersstick November 5, 2015

Stroke up

When a gentlemen strokes his penis before sexual intercourse or before take a picture of it.

Hold on. I’m not ready to put it in. Let me stroke up a bit.

I know women love dick pics so I always stroke up before I send one.

by Earth Wind and Taint November 14, 2020