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Down Syndrome Strikeout

when two homosexual boys with down syndrome sit on a couch by a warm cozy fire and take turns giving each other oral sex then all of a sudden one of them unexpectedly shoves the other boys entire ball sack in his mouth and gnaws the stretched skin off and swallows it whole then rips off his own testicles and wedges them inside of his asshole then takes his hand and slaps himself across the face then yells at the other boy in laughter and excitement"STRIKE THREE I'M OUT" then jumps into the fireplace. The other boy crys in agony because he knows he was defeated by a true champion.
Sebastian- I wonder what people with Down Syndrome do with there free time.

Derrik- They play Down Syndrome Strikeout

Sebastian- Whats that like retard baseball?

Derrik- Lets just say the two are quite similar.
by sacrifice snuggle August 10, 2010
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maintenance strokes

What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.
I was doing maintenance strokes with porn running in the background while browsing 4chan.
by home movies October 31, 2014
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text strike

Letting the other person text you first, sometimes going a day or two before the other person decides to hit you up. Very popular after an argument or dis-agreement of some sort.

situations:
1. when you are texting on your phone and purposely, decide not to text back or reply at all for the rest of the day/night. 2. If someone is texting someone else first everyday and decides one day not to text first or even text at all that day. 3. A person receiving the text messages from another person and reading them but purposely not replying to them because they are mad or dont feel like texting with them. However they are still texting with other people and not that specific person they do not wanna reply too.
I havnt talk text to her since last night i decided to go on a text strike just to see if she would hit me up first
by joe mcporno March 30, 2011
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the white stripes

The greatest rock duo of all time. Vocals, guitar, mandolin, and various other instruments by eccentric frontman Jack White. Drums, tambourine, and vocals by the shy Meg White - who many believe is a untalented drummer for her use of simple and innocent beats, although this is very untrue. Known for their oddness, black/white/red color scheme, and amazing music. It is believed by some they are brother/sister, but they were ex-husband and wife. They were married, but now divorced refer to eachother as siblings. Often refered to as "freaks" or "weirdos". If this is true, they are the coolest freaks I have ever seen.
Idiotic person: The White Stripes suck! They are so weird!
Me: No, you are just incapible of appreciating real music and real talent. Go listen to your Soulja Boy and Jonas Brothers and get a life.
Idiotic person: Whatever!
Me: *paints black circles around eyes*
by BabiesAreTheNewBlack February 1, 2008
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street striker

when you spit your used chewing gum or skittles up into the air and kick it at an aimed target

a unique idea from the imfamous michael wood, known for his sweaty ball sack
MICHAEL: STREET STRIKER!!

BAM! hits target in the face
crowd : ohhhhhhh !!!!
by chink101011 September 20, 2011
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strokes

Fabulous rock band from New York. Credited as one of the major players in the early '01/'02 garage rock revival (along with the Hives and the White Stripes and to a lesser extent the Vines), they have continually improved and expanded their sound over the years. Have released 3 albums so far (Is This It, Room On Fire & First Impressions Of Earth) and look to be moving from strength to strength. Excellent to look at or listen to, they are the embodiment of "cool" and hipster-chic
Random idiot #1 - Did you see the strokes play last night?
Random idiot #2 - Yeah man they were too rad if anything
Random idiot #1 - Fully man
by D@yne August 14, 2006
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Kike Strike

the act of stunning an opponent in world of warcraft without warning or cause outside of a battleground giving no chance to fight back or have a fair fight
That warrior intercepted me, popped all cds and did 100k damage before the stun was up. What a kike strike
by TheFudaBuda February 28, 2011
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