The result of anal sex if your partner didn't take a dump before hand; the poop straw is that string of feces that tends to get lodged in the urethra during the act, and comes out when squeezed by hand after the act
All that emo girl had for dinner was a Monster and a bag of Hot Cheetos before she gave me the Poop Straw, my penis still burns
by Hard R 66198 July 30, 2024
Get the Poop Strawmug. Another word for a meaty cock.
I accidentally Tokyo Drifted in my boy during that devils threeway and he complimented my bologna straw.
by TokyoDriftin June 19, 2024
Get the Bologna Strawmug. 
Get the Strawmug. When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.
"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"
by Nightx378 November 11, 2022
Get the Paper Straw Effectmug. by Duhl February 3, 2024
Get the paper strawmug. by Fat kisser February 25, 2020
Get the straw therapymug. Dude Becky had me in the first half up until she brought in her sister and handed a Straw berry scabachino!!!
by Smallweiner123 August 27, 2021
Get the Straw berry scabachinomug.