lugagge stress

that feeling when you realize that all your stuff just won´t fit into all your suitcases, you notice that you didn´t wear 1/3 of the clothes you took, you are angry for buying even more and you wonder why do you have 7 jackets with you…

I have to pack and again I have this lugagge stress

by Kate2901 August 31, 2015

Metal straws

A metal version of something we all have just more fucking expensive

Omg metal straws #savetheturtles

by Fucktwit September 29, 2019

pull straws

When two men stand face to face diсks out rock hard. Man with the shortest penis loses the battle.

Ok boys, drop your pants and pull straws. Shortest is the loser and has to hold the camera.

by ADANKFART January 14, 2020

Phantom stress

Phantom stress is where u have stress but u don’t know why and it’s because you are so used to having stress u still think u do and are just stressed for no reason. Otherwise known as anxiety

A: god I’ve been so stressed out this week but I have nothing going on. Why am I so stressed??
B: hm yeah that must be phantom stress

by nicegoodjewishgirl February 7, 2021

blimp strats

The best way to see davey

I decided to use Blimp strats in this speedrun. It made Dead Man Walking so much quicker!

by AgentFiveSeven August 24, 2021

Plastic straws

They are super effective against turtles

Person 1: *Throws plastic straws at a turtle*
Turtle: *Dies*

by Bussin burrito with steel ass January 10, 2022

Jesus straps

"hook and loop" straps (note: the originals are known as "velcro")

these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)

the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!

be right with you! , godda find a way to contain this cord! (response:) try this Jesus strap !

when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !

what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!

by michael foolsley April 14, 2022