stalker

Someone who:
1. Literally follows a person's every move, on Facebook or otherwise.
2. Is way too obsessed with someone to the point of being a creeper.

Iris: At 19:30 EST, she was chilling on the Upper East Side.

Madeleine: Oh my God, you stalker!! BTW, did you know she made $130,000 last year? I bet she was laughing all the way to the bank!

Iris: Who's the stalker now? And yes, actually she was. I saw her.

by ____spt5.3 September 27, 2009

stalker

Edward Cullen

The word "stalker" is just a synonym for "Edward Cullen"

by FreddythePhisher December 9, 2009

profile stalk

1. When someone adds you on a social networking site and you go through all of their pictures and content to find out who they are.

2. When you do as the first definition outlines, only you are doing it just to be a creeper/stalker.

1."Dude, I'm not a creeper, I'm only profile stalking her to find out who she is because she added me."

2."Mayne, if you don't quit profile stalking, you're gonna get your ass kicked by someone."

by blahhgkdjlf February 17, 2009

status stalker

on Facebook, one who frequently comments the statuses of random people and/or presses the "like" button

athena: omg that creeper just pressed the like button on my status!
ariel: yeah like who IS he?
jackie: i dont even know, he just presses the like button on EVERYONE'S status!
audrey: hes SUCH a status stalker!

by JACKIEISC0R3 March 28, 2009

e-stalking

the method of looking up, gathering out more info about a person though online networks, myspace, facebook, orkut, or other networks.

hey, what's that girls name that we met, i am going to start e-stalking her.

by Kash-A July 21, 2007

Mr. Stalker Pants

A person who stalks a person and finds out almost everything about them. I.E. - Their new job, where they live, their phone number, etc. But, still like them, so instead of calling them just a "STALKER!!!!", it is more of a joke, so it's "Mr. Stalker Pants"

Teacher: Wow Mr. Stalker Pants, your stalking abilities sease to amaze me.
Student: I know, I know.

by Paul A. November 15, 2006

facebook stalker

A person who had way too much time on their hands, basically someone who has no better life except to look at others profiles and be jealous or want to have their lives. Or a person who constantly steals another person's wall posts, photos, notes and posts them as their own. That's a real loser facebook stalker, they have no imagination or creativity for their own facebook updates, so they have to steal others reality updates to make themselves look/feel good. These people are sad cases of obsession and loneliness, they spend way to much time on facebook as well, by posting 20 posts a day.

"Elliott is such a sad,lonely person, he spends too much time looking at others facebook profiles attaining ideas for his new status update." That's a real Facebook Stalker, my friend told me!

by robinhood1975 April 11, 2012