Strategic poop

1 Strategic Pooping: the act of timing your poops to only interfere with class time

See also: Great idea

Example: "I use strategic pooping to survive 3 hour boring lectures of fluids mechanics."

by Briguy69 November 24, 2016

Sprakes

Morally excellent, virtuous, a feeling of elation or satisfaction

I am feeling so sprakes

by Presh July 16, 2016

strategically created words

Words or phrases society's leaders insert into society via the media to get people to use them, influence the things people will think about, and how they will think, feel, and act and in doing so mold the immediate future.

Society's leaders figured out that they can mold society and its members by creating strategically created words or phrases, or using established words in new ways and inserting them into society via the media in order to get people to use them and mold the immediate future in the ways which will be most beneficial to society's owners.

by but for December 24, 2017

Scrakendyle

Scratching your dick refusly to make it seem scaly.

Yo you got scrakendyle!???

by Happysquashvagennnn..a January 4, 2018

steakeitis

A medical condition brought on by a lack of chewing ones food, especially meats. Symptoms include coughing, incessant throat clearing, watering eyes and a loss of appetite. While there is currently no cure for steakeitis preventive measures can be taken such as blending, mashing, soaking or simply chewing your food.

Hey guy, is that dude choking to death on his turkey dinner?

No guy, he just has steakeitis.

by Captain awesomeballs December 7, 2018

Strategy

A well designed plan of action

Jamie has no strategy in the game of risk. Hence why he loses all the time

by Texassteve July 29, 2019

staked

to say one word to someone, then quickly leave. Typically a shy person will do this.

Donald: she’s hot
Ron: yea go talk to her
Donald: ok

(Tries to talk to her, comes back)
Donald: shoot I staked

by madilyn rovan September 10, 2019