Chain-Shitting

(n.)- The act of 2 or more people shitting right after each other usually leading one to have to smell the other persons nasty shit fumes because you either:

a. have one bathroom

b. have to take a shit badly

It's origins are found in the word chain-smoking, meaning to smoke cig after cig.

Shitter #1: Ay man, Ima take a shit real quick.

Shitter #2: Fuck hurry up! I gotta wait and now we have to go through chain-shitting. Great!

by SRLthaballa November 6, 2009

Seat Shitting

The act of dropping, smearing or otherwise soiling the toilet seat after defication. Usually occurs while wiping.

Damn it James, you need to stop seat shitting!

by Poo-hater February 4, 2010

shitting olympics

the shitting olympics is an event where great shitters from around the globe enter there shitting exploits via email in hope of winning gold medals in events such as "the bowl splatter""shitting baseball"(where the aim is to spray out of the playfield" "diving"(the aim is to make as little splash as possible)

"silence comes across the crowd as young nightingale from australia goes in for the bowl spray gold medal....look at his backward and forward rocking motion ladies and gentlemen...he rocks back then forward then back then forward on his final approach...he gets lift off he sprays!!!!ITS HIT THE BACK WALL!!!!!HE HAS SHATTERED THE RECORD!!!!!!!ITS PANDOMONIUM HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!another shitting olympics magic moment bought to you by sorbent and nescafe old gold coffee

by john coffee god save the queen October 18, 2008

shitting kittens

Being exceptionally excited about something. Saying, "I'm excited about this," only says so much and can be taken in so many ways, but if you say, "this has me shitting kittens," there is no contesting the level of awesomeness that must be awaited.

Scammon: You excited to see Mr. Bungle tonight?
Noah: You kidding me? I'm shitting kittens!

by Kikipopo December 24, 2008

jesus brick-shitting christ

An expression meant to convey extreme surprise or disgust with a situation.

Ex 1: (Realizing you've been robbed). You: Jesus brick-shitting christ, they even took the toaster!

by Slick Bastard December 14, 2006

shitting papers

To have so many essays or papers to write in a short period of time, you must bullshit (completely make up) them to get them done on time. It is so painful, it feels like you are actually shitting papers.

Thanks to my U.S. professor, I'll be shitting papers this weekend.

by Kattie December 9, 2008

spitting salt

Yelling at someone. Often used when someone is salty about something and is in an argument to take care of it.

If more intense, screaming, see "Vommiting Salt"

"As soon as i found out what he said i started spitting salt."

by THOMMZZ May 19, 2008