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Shakespearean Drunk

The point of inebriation where one becomes possessed of legendary eloquence.
May or may not involve lecturing people endlessly on things that they probably do not want to hear.
Alice reached the magic level of Shakespearean drunk and was able to sing "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer

Ryan got Shakespearean drunk at the Halloween party and lectured me for twenty minutes about how my William Wallace costume contained multiple anachronisms.
by Kaiser Kittu November 1, 2010
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Breeds Snakes

Kyle breeds snakes, but Tanya, she BREEDS SNAKES!
by +Crucial Monster Crew+ April 3, 2008
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The Shamrock Shakes

The term used to define the diarrhea after eating McDonald's.
Person 1:Dude you wanna go to McDonald's before we go to the party?
Person 2:I dunno man, i dont wanna get the shamrock shakes at the party.
by Alund0 January 16, 2010
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bonus stages

Definition 1: an exact Level on a video game.
Definition 2: an extremly funny webtoon you can find at bonusstages.com
Definition 2: Joel: my latest invention can make pancakes walk.
Phil: what the hell is the point of that?
Random dude who isn't in the show: I love bonus stages
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United Statesmen

One who is born in the United States of America is defined as a United Statesmen, just as one who is born in Canada a Canadian and one who is born in Mexico is a Mexican. All Canadian, Mexican and a United Statesmen can be called Americans.
1) A person born in any of the 50 states of the United States of America is a United Statesmen.
2) A person born in Canada is not a United Statesmen.
3) A person born in Mexico is not a United Statesmen.
4) An American can be Canadian, Mexican, or United Statesmen.
5) A United Statesmen is specific to its region of North America.
by Sds September 18, 2012
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United States of America

A company with a poor Better Business Bureau rating that is jointly owned by small enclaves of hyperproductive accelerationist demonic billionaires, whose main product is Democracy™.

United States of America's business interests include establishing a unipolar global hegemony, where all of their institutions and values have been forcefully integrated into every corner of the planet so that they may better monetize the global population.

To facilitate these business interests they:

- Wage endless war for 228 of the 246 years they've existed, destabilizing entire regions so that they can buy up their infrastructures for pennies on the dollar - all while playing both sides the entire time.

- Overthrow democratically elected governments, infringe upon human rights, and undermine personal liberties.

- Maintain a permanent underclass of employees through the profiteering of disaster capitalism and complete control of policymaking, ensuring the employees who produce the most profit are at their best when material conditions for everyone else are at their lowest.

- Perpetuate and deploy meaningless two-sided ideological systems that neither resolve conflict or respond to crisis, convince regular employees that they are involved in company decisions through their engagement and discussion of them, and observe as they rip each other apart.

- Kill a lot of people and make employees pay for it.
"Man, we have a lot of oil and poppy farms here I sure hope the United States of America doesn-"
* Gets bombed by some dude on the other side of the planet with an Xbox controller *

" Man my leader wants to take us off the petrodollar and drastically increase our standard of living. I sure hope the United States of Amer-"
* Leader gets assassinated, proxy government established, shopping malls built*

"Wow a bunch of Saudis attacked the United States of America, good thing I live in Iraq"

*Country invaded, leader overthrown and executed, tons of innocent civilians murdered.*
by fragi1e December 8, 2022
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snakes in her head

When a good looking woman is downright insane. Affects all women to some degree. Any involvement with such a woman is to be handled with extreme care. More advisable to just stay clear.
"Dude, that chick was hot! Why'd you dump her? Was it the whiff factor?"

"No, she passed the whiff factor, she's just got snakes in her head. I wouldn't touch that with Lundberg's dick."
by ATMofMN March 11, 2010
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