by MS.M-R January 15, 2021
Get the Stache Fammug. A large handle bar mustache, typically grey in color. something everyone wants to have when they are older.
usually owned by a yoga ball owner. or possessed by someone with the name Kevin. Widely known as The Stache or The Kevin. or The kaz. Usually spoken among teenage art students who live in snowy climates.
usually owned by a yoga ball owner. or possessed by someone with the name Kevin. Widely known as The Stache or The Kevin. or The kaz. Usually spoken among teenage art students who live in snowy climates.
" Hey man, what's up"
" Not much man just chillin' wishin' i had The Kaz Stache"
" Me too man! I think about it all the time! I can't stop thinking about it, I just wish I could grow a Kevin"
" Not much man just chillin' wishin' i had The Kaz Stache"
" Me too man! I think about it all the time! I can't stop thinking about it, I just wish I could grow a Kevin"
by The Kazster December 7, 2009
Get the The Kaz Stachemug. The act of drinking milk so enthusiastically and with such unbridled joy that a thick, white mustache is not just formed—it becomes a statement. This advanced life technique is practiced by only the chillest of milk enthusiasts, who can casually flex their dairy dominance while maintaining an aura of shy wholesomeness. A true Stu Stacher is a rare breed: humble, yet unshakably confident in their ability to wield lactose as both nourishment and lifestyle.
Key Components of Stu Staching:
The Mustache: It’s not just milk residue; it’s a badge of honor. The thicker and whiter, the better. Bonus points for symmetry.
The Vibe: Remain utterly unbothered. Stu Staching is about creating an air of zen-like calm while everyone else wonders how you’re making milk look so cool.
The Ritual: Milk is never just drunk—it’s savored. The glass is lifted with reverence, and the mustache is achieved with precision.
Legend has it:
Masters of Stu Staching can attract herds of cows with a single sip, and their milk mustaches are rumored to have mystical properties. Some say they can calm storms and silence crying babies with a mere glance.
Key Components of Stu Staching:
The Mustache: It’s not just milk residue; it’s a badge of honor. The thicker and whiter, the better. Bonus points for symmetry.
The Vibe: Remain utterly unbothered. Stu Staching is about creating an air of zen-like calm while everyone else wonders how you’re making milk look so cool.
The Ritual: Milk is never just drunk—it’s savored. The glass is lifted with reverence, and the mustache is achieved with precision.
Legend has it:
Masters of Stu Staching can attract herds of cows with a single sip, and their milk mustaches are rumored to have mystical properties. Some say they can calm storms and silence crying babies with a mere glance.
“Did you see him at the party? He wasn’t even trying to show off, just Stu Staching with his milk like he was born to do it.”
“I tried Stu Staching last night, but all I got was a blotchy milk smear. Truly, it’s an art form.”
Warning: Attempting to Stu Stache without proper chill levels may result in spillage, awkward milk stains, and severe embarrassment. Proceed with caution and respect the milk.
“I tried Stu Staching last night, but all I got was a blotchy milk smear. Truly, it’s an art form.”
Warning: Attempting to Stu Stache without proper chill levels may result in spillage, awkward milk stains, and severe embarrassment. Proceed with caution and respect the milk.
by sitsinfrontofZman December 18, 2024
Get the Stu Stachingmug. when you scratch your butt with a finger and then place the same finger under someone's nose to resemble a mustache.
by Bad Teacher June 19, 2015
Get the Butt stachemug. Commonly known as a total shit mustache that most pedophiles possess. Paul Coats as the most ideal pedo-stache, that shit is so insanely creepy looking.
by locolegend September 17, 2021
Get the Pedo-stachemug. by They call me Mr.Boombastic December 12, 2016
Get the Head stachemug. 1. Charlie Swan's facial hair in the Twilight movie (2008). It is extremely intimidating, especially if Charlie is holding a rifle.
2. The most painful way to die.
2. The most painful way to die.
1. Dude, I went to ask Bella to prom, but chickened out when I saw Charlie's 'stache a mile away!
The two girls giggled mercilessly at Charlie's 'stache, still slightly terrified even though he was glaring at Edward.
2. Fear the wrath of Charlie's 'stache.
The two girls giggled mercilessly at Charlie's 'stache, still slightly terrified even though he was glaring at Edward.
2. Fear the wrath of Charlie's 'stache.
by Liarface December 9, 2008
Get the Charlie's 'stachemug.