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spite dating

Dating someone new just to get back at an ex or make an ex jealous - usually leads to a spite marriage. Similar to a rebound but you act like more than a hookup and post obnoxious pictures on social media about how happy you are now and actually convince the new person it's a real relationship and not spite dating.
"Do you think Emily realizes that Luke is just spite dating her to make his ex, Nikki, jealous?
by Nikro August 9, 2015
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Spode

The god from the game Spore developed by Maxis. Many have theorized that Spode could be Will Wright, the creator of Spore, or the player themself.
Ex 1: Oh Spode I'm about to be eaten by an epic!

Ex 2: The Zealots of Spode despise the followers of The God That Will Come.
by SonicFoxLover69 December 15, 2018
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spiteful bitch

someone who does something intentionally to hurt you after you thought they would never ever to hurt you
“Did you see that Alyssa went out to lunch with Veronica’s ex bf??!”

“Yea she’s just being a spiteful bitch because she’s jealous of Veronica.”
“word.”
by lilwavy December 10, 2019
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Spitebaby

When your deadbeat ex threatens to have a baby with their current casual boyfriend if you don’t take them back.
My ex: I you don’t take me back I’m going to have a baby with Nate.

Me: Ok good luck with that spitebaby
by Pdx1984 October 28, 2020
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Spite Meal

A meal eaten in spite. Most commonly eaten at a buffet or endless Korean BBQ to spite the owners. One would have to eat to excess and then continue to eat copious amounts of meat for a meal to be considered a spite Meal.
Aaahhh I'm so stuffed, but i gotta eat more marinated pork belly for this meal to truly be a spite Meal.
by Bweave May 16, 2021
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pee shoter

Eww don’t touch my dirty pee diapers face the pee shooter 1000
Pee shoter idiot
by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 10, 2021
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spate

generally a woman that has sex (anally, orally and in the vagina) with scrubs. She also has habits of cramping styles and taking up space.
Kate is such a fucking spate bro!
by Brett Koehn April 24, 2008
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