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Shoveling Dirt

Shoveling dirt is a man masturbating, using his own shit for lube.
Greg was waiting for Barbie for so long, that he spent two years shoveling dirt until she could get her green card.
by SargentMac July 6, 2011
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Sporking

very similar to spooning, however both parties are facing each other, rather then having both facing in the same, sideways direction.
the couple wanted to see into each others eyes while spooning, so they decided to start sporking.
by medinaswimmer'10 December 22, 2008
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snortling

a combination of the snorting and sniffling a person who has congested nasal passages will do
God, David, I know your sinuses are blocked up, but you have got to stop snortling. It is so gross! Go take some sinus medication.
by davethewriter September 6, 2010
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sparklingherb

a cookie run: kingdom ship that players ship s ton, aka sparkling cookie x herb cookie
guy: o shit its sparklingherb rule 34
other guy: is that the gay cookie run ship!?!
by peepee17388 December 9, 2021
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Shoveling

Lex was watching some crazy porn and she ended up shoveling.
by Bloodnvingar April 21, 2008
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Shoveling Snow

That douche is shoveling snow like crazy, there's no way i'll get poon.
by nucca g January 14, 2008
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Snorkeling

When a guy is getting his ass eaten out and the eater reaches between his legs and pulls his dick backwards to suck on it.
My old lady was eating my ass last night and then started snorkeling my cock too!
by Marsha Buscemi June 9, 2015
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