3 definitions by davethewriter

Mersmitzflu

An undiscovered sickness where the symptoms are unlike any combination ever heard of before

Man, I don't know what is wrong with me. I can't stop sneezing, I have explosive diarrhea, and I am having hot flashes on top of that.

Dude, sounds like you have a bad case of the mersmitzflu.

by davethewriter February 20, 2010

sex comrade

a gender-neutral way of referring to your romantic partner

Hello, I'd like you to meet Bean. They're my sex comrade.

by davethewriter March 18, 2023

snortling

a combination of the snorting and sniffling a person who has congested nasal passages will do

God, David, I know your sinuses are blocked up, but you have got to stop snortling. It is so gross! Go take some sinus medication.

by davethewriter September 7, 2010