snortling

a combination of the snorting and sniffling a person who has congested nasal passages will do

God, David, I know your sinuses are blocked up, but you have got to stop snortling. It is so gross! Go take some sinus medication.

by davethewriter September 06, 2010

sex comrade

a gender-neutral way of referring to your romantic partner

Hello, I'd like you to meet Bean. They're my sex comrade.

by davethewriter March 17, 2023

Mersmitzflu

An undiscovered sickness where the symptoms are unlike any combination ever heard of before

Man, I don't know what is wrong with me. I can't stop sneezing, I have explosive diarrhea, and I am having hot flashes on top of that.

Dude, sounds like you have a bad case of the mersmitzflu.

by davethewriter February 19, 2010