soos

A reference to the number 5005. Spawned many high-school clubs in Canada and has a fan site at www.soosed.com.

Generally used to replace words in sentances

Soos you neeb! I totally soosed your sister last night right on your soos!

by Yoishcoaster March 5, 2004

spoose

A person parents show their daughters to scare them into celibacy.

Spoose: And what are you going to be when you grow up little girl?
Little Girl: A nun
Parent::)

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

Shoosh Pap

The act of Shooshing a Pap, or subsequently papping a shoosh.

My dog pooped on the floor so I rolled up a newspaper and gave him a good shoosh pap.

Get down here right now, or I'll shoosh your pap!

by Shooshpapper December 1, 2011

SOOSE

SOOSE is the acronym for "Sudden Onset Of Shit Episode," whereupon one is overcome by the sudden NEED to shit. This necessitates the urgent, often frantic, need to find a toilet, ASAP, or risk uncontrolled evacuation of one's bowels in whatever one is wearing at that moment. Often accompanied by growling of the lower bowels, and diarrhea.

Roger had a SOOSE, but made it to a toilet in time.

by Whistle Berries July 21, 2011

slooshy

A slooshy is having sex with your (girlfriend, mistress, wife) while she is on the rag.

Hey dear, let's go do the dirty wambo. I can't honey, I'm on the rag. That's okay, just toss the towel on the bed and we'll have a slooshy. It's all good.

by benighse December 20, 2009

Snoose

The tightened area of your scrotum where the two hemispheres of your sac meet.

Man when jenny shaved my sac she sure tickled my snoose!

by donniefarto October 3, 2009

snoosh

slang term for vagina.

Her snoosh caught on fire and her peehole melted shut.

by wwh4 May 2, 2013