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Spooning

Also known as yoghurting in some places. Usually used in the homosexual community, but is known to be used by heterosexual people also. Spooning is when you cum in somebodies ass crack, leave it in there and eat it with a spoon. Any remaining hairs, or faeces are part of the act. Yes, including long hairs coated in shit particles!
"After a thorough evening of trying out felching, ice cream sundaying, a little bit of sculpting Ben decided he wanted to go Spooning, so he bent Jim over, sprayed cum all in his ass then eat it with a spoon. "Ahhhh that is delicious" Ben replied licking his lips with a long hair hanging from his chin!"
by Scott Esskay December 21, 2006
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wooden spoons

Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced.
Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced
by anonymous August 5, 2004
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Spooning

Jeff is mad because Kenta didn't agree to spooning him last night.
by Jeff Fellows April 9, 2006
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Practically Spooning

When two people are almost, or sort of spooning, they are said to be 'practically spooning'.
Tor wished he could spoon her, but practically spooning was as far as he could get.
by 10manbandit February 4, 2010
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Spoons

Spoons is a game where two or more players can play. You get a spoon and you go into a refrigerator and find something that the opponent you pick must take a spoonful of what ever you find and attempt to eat it.
Lyndsey lets play spoons, you have to take a spoonful of mayonnaise. But i hate mayonnaise Nic to bad i picked it you must eat it. FINE! Then Lyndsey throws up in the sink.
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Spooning

when 2 ppl from same sex/opposite sex cum face to face and get their bodies together and start grinding or "humping" eachother it works while ur standing or laying down..u usually get better pleasure when the guy has a boner u need both ppl to participate to get good affect
sally n dezmond were standing up and sally felt dez's boner she got excited and started spooning they both got pleasure and sally moaned
by lumidee August 27, 2006
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Spooning

A form of lesbianic pleasure where they basically use a SPOON as a substitute to a PENIS or DILDO. Spooning can be very enjoyable for all. yupyup
'' oh my god i would so totally spoon u * SPOONS hense spooning
by Amither July 10, 2006
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