spoonage

when you spoon with someone in bed and your bodies fit perfectly together you have achieved spoonage

me and my honey reached spoonage last night under the stars

by spooner July 18, 2004

spooner

one who "spoons" (lay very close together, the way spoons do in a drawer) another of the same sex

STOP SPOONING ME, YOU SPOONER!

by ohlo August 24, 2005

Spoon Fest

A term defining a very extreme party. The type lasting usually at least two or more days where one would expect to find themselves very high, very drunk, very pregnant, arrested, or any combonation of the four. Usually many bands and/or unusual acts play throughout its entirety.

1. Man I got so much action at that party last week. Now that's a f@#kin Spoon Fest.

2. My Bro's wife got knocked up at a Spoon Fest like that one.

3. Man I was so toasted after that Spoon Fest I don't know how I made it home.

by Clay Spoon September 30, 2007

spoon swaggin

Justin Bieber was caught spoon swaggin and posted the pictures on Twitter. Him and this spoon have grown up together. They were seen on twitpic, and of course since they have been seen together, they MUST be dating.

spoon swaggin is the new thing

by belieber in love December 21, 2010

Spoondick

One night of passion between a woman and a man ends with the cry "Pull out!" coming from the woman.. In a hasty withdrawl in the motion of a spoon, the male accidently leaves a few droplets of his retarded DNA.

Out of this accident a Spoondick is born 9 months later.

Definition of a Spoondick or a spooner:
A guy who is seen with a girl who is way out of his league.
A Spoondick can be seen usually carrying her handbag, like a servant or a trained animal, refer to (whipped) and inferiating all other surrounding males with his worthless genetic appearance.

The spoondick will attempt to impressive his woman with uncontrollable generousity, yet he is more than likely destined for heartbreak and taken a ride, on a selfish attempt of the female to attract an alpha male.

Look at that Spoondick! How the hell did that Spoondick get her?!?
What a spooner, he must have money.

by william graham January 29, 2007

Raging Spooner

1) the erection, often unwanted and unintentional, that a man has while spooning with another female

2) the erection that results from spooning furiously

Her: "So I was spooning with Tom in bed last night and I all I could feel was his raging spooner poking me in the back!"

Friend: "Eww...Grosss!"

by samsayton April 10, 2011

The spooner

When you and your girl are spooning, and you just yank down her pants and start banging from the spooning position.

last night my girl wanted to just snuggle before bed. I said f**k that and gave her the spooner.

by bjammin08 February 26, 2011