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sportagine

Sportagine is another word for the ship davesport.
It is a popular ship in the Dayshift at Freddy's community, you either love it or hate it.

Davesport and Sportagine are the ship names for Dave Miller (or William Afton) and Jack Kennedy(or Old Sport)
Person 1: "I recently got in the DsaF fandom, Davesport is so cute!"
Person 2: "Yeah, but I personally like to call that ship Sportagine"
Person 1; "Why?"
Person 2: "No reason, It just sounds better to me"
by Cereal-Killr July 15, 2020
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spontaneous combustion

Getting really mad all of a sudden and doing something regrettable. AKA flying off the handle.
Sometimes I feel this urge for spontaneous combustion, but then I try to think to myself, "how will this fix the situation" and "what if I hurt someone, or do something very regrettable." I try to do something else instead, like take a walk or maybe play some basketball or play Halo.
by Adel7 January 1, 2008
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Spontaneous Gonorrhea II

Gonorrhea II is another more lesser-known form of the infamous STD which has symptoms that manifest themselves in the following ways...
1. You throw up constantly and for no reason, as in even on an empty stomach.

2. You pass out every thirty minutes, and will most likely drown in incorrectly thrown-out shit (throw-up) unless some stupid-ass turns you on your stomach or is somehow able to waken you immediatly.

3. After at least a year of having the disease (if you're unlucky enough to live that long through all the constant upheavals) you begin to have terrible heaves when throwing up, because your body will be improperly trying to execute symptom #4.

4. But it will eventually execute it correctly, and you will begin to shit out all of your vital organs, starting with your spleen, and working its way up to your esophagus, and eventually to your windpipe. But you won't make it that long, as you will die seconds after shitting out your heart or lungs. Though it seems to be physically inopinable and totally medically untrue, it can and will happen to nearly a hundred Americans each month. Why only Americans? Because they're all wusses and sellouts and deserve such a gruesome form of dying.
by lazirus July 8, 2004
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spoontard

Name given to staff and owners of spoono.com.
Damn spoontards crashed the server once again!
by John Doe August 16, 2004
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sportacious

1) A person that plays sports very well (especially with a beer in hand).
2) A person that usually plays sports well but is too drunk to stand.
3) #1 word to describe Spring Fling 2004
"Dude, I'm feeling sportacious, lets grab some buuurs and set up bag-mitten!!"
by Sticky-Icky & Shanner May 9, 2004
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spontanious combustion

My pre-teen daughter explained spontaneous combustion as:

a random and sudden outburst of laughter
Suffering from spontanious combustion usually stems from nervousness or excitement.

This girl in dentention was given almost 2 months because she went into a spontanious combustion situation.
by G's Spot December 28, 2005
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sponty

An immediate arousal of the male sexual organ triggered by a pleasurable sight.
She dropped her drawers and I got a sponty!
by vernon September 25, 2003
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