Spinster

1. A first name, as in cougar who likes to eyeball younger men.
2. Anyone with the name "Audrey"
3. An old woman with crust who will soon collect the cats.
4. A woman whose ovaries are becoming dehydrated and may soon fall out.

"Spinster is on the prowl again....I saw her in the middle school parking lot last night"

by cha cha cougar November 4, 2009

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sconsing

the act of superficially enlarging ones manhood by use of random bakery products. most notably the scone.

not to be reccomended due to crumbling.

eg. mate im sconsing tonight.
eg. im on the 'sconse' (abbreviation)

by joe nobinson December 25, 2007

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Spond

A spond (noun) is a group invitation, or group request, sent by a social initiator.

I got a spond from Fred. He wants to organize a trip to the mountain with all his former class mates.

I will send you all a spond, then it's easy to see who's coming or not. to the opera next month.

by Rufus Hammersmith June 17, 2014

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a very retarded human being

chris white is a fucking spond

by james macdonald February 1, 2005

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spinster

A word men used to offend a woman who isn't married or doesn't have children. But now we're reclaiming the word: a girl who doesn't change herself for a guy or a woman who doesn't define herself by a guy.

"She's so cool! she has the spinster vibe y'know?"

by walkingfeministdictionary June 5, 2022

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