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Splatter-house Ass grenade

The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.
I hope I wiped thoroughly enough after that Splatter-house Ass grenade!
by aquamurdoch April 2, 2009
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Sluttery

Noun- When one Partakes in activites containing sexual, seductive, and scandalous actions.
Ex: "Did you see Linad all up on Chad last night? What sluttery!"
by BigButtsBigSlutts March 24, 2011
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sluttering

Drunk to the point of slurring, slutting, stuttering
"She was already sluttering and it wasn't even dark yet."
by bombmomdotcom January 25, 2015
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Moses Red Sea-Splitter

When you are having sex with a girl during her period, and, as did Moses, you proclaim "Let my penis go!" and you part her red sea...
Yo Keyshawn, hear about Jamal "Milf Man" Jackson? He gave that shortie a Moses Red Sea-Splitter last night. Eat that, Maxipads!
by Mr. Potato Head Jr. August 7, 2006
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slutter

slut•ter |sla/tour|

noun

1-a feminine, knitted, long-sleeved, one-piece garment typically with an extended torso, designed to act as a combination sweater, mini-skirt and bullseye for horny college males.

2-a legless container for promiscuous collegiate women worn in the fall, renowned for its easy on/ easy off access in the event of drunken throw-downs in the stacks

- etymology - derived from combining the olde English "slut" with the Celtic derived word for "sweater"
guy 1-"Hey, look that girl forgot to put pants on!"

guy 2-"Nope, that's just a slutter."

guy 1-"Well, that girl's bush is poking out the bottom of her slutter..."
by Zipzoom November 28, 2007
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Kentucky log splitter

Some bullshit dreamed up by a 14 year old boy who's never even seen porn.
I bet if I put some fucked up bullshit on UD and name it a Kentucky log splitter, it will get lots of likes from other basement dwellers.
by ImanAzol December 22, 2016
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splitter

A law school applicant who has a high LSAT and a low GPA. Typically, the LSAT and GPA fall either above 170 and below 3.0 OR above the 75th and below the 25th percentiles of a target school.

There is no such thing as a "reverse splitter", or someone who has a high GPA and a low LSAT.
Jon is such a splitter! His 173 LSAT and 2.9 GPA guarantee him a loooonnnnnggggg cycle!
by xyzlawschool January 6, 2008
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