Sped

Nicole S who lives on floor 10

Nicole is a sped.

by Urban dictionary/ the G November 6, 2022

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

sped alert

(n)(1)what one says when a special education student or any other unintelligent idiot is around the area (2)meaning an idiot or retard (adj)used to describe something or someone that is not smart and/or productive (v)to say or perform an idiotic statement or action

(n)(1)Sped Alert! He thought HO2 was water.
(n)(2)What a sped alert! He thought a banana was the smartest fruit.
(adj)He's such a sped alert idiot, running around yelling 'Le balon, le balon.'
(v)If one sped alerts during Science class, like the little boy, you will probably not be liked by the teacher, or as a matter of fact, anyone else.

by Ben Kushnir January 20, 2007

Sped

Someone who’s very stupid
-special ed
-retarted

Ex. Casey is very sped

by Little Uzing Vertical July 18, 2018

Sped

a person who has the name avery sartin... who also is mexican

damn avery your a sped, how’d you get a 9 on the act?

by Beepboop24 January 8, 2019

Sped

A person who is mentally ill or just dumb

Shut up u fucking sped

by Ur homi December 26, 2019

club sped

Orally pleasuring someone who's mentally slow.

Instead of a turkey club for lunch, Bob had a club sped and now has fish goo in his mustache.

by TransMayernik April 22, 2005