He got a spanking for driving 20 mph over the speed limit.
She got a spanking for running a red light.
She got a spanking for running a red light.
by Bed time September 15, 2010
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Bill: My penis hurts. Andy: Why? Bill: That stupid bitch Kate started Penis Smacking me the other night with a whip!
by Chase11 June 26, 2009
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Get the ass spaking mug.A psychotic action often done after one runs out of crack or rock. The user's mind is so fucked that he/she thinks that they must have dropped or hidden a piece of rock or crack so they proceed to bend over or get on their knees looking all over the ground or carpet to find this imaginary - but very real in their mind - piece they "dropped."
Ken: "I don't have anymore, and my boy is not answering his cell!"
Dick: "Is that it, I have $5 bucks and my Nikes if you can get another piece."
Ken: "He doesn't want shoes that are ripped to shit and $5 won't get you a slice of fucking soap knob!"
Ken - looking all over the living room, under the couch, in the closet picking up every piece of lint and bread crumb on the floor - "Fuck, I know I had another piece!"
Dick: "Quit specking guy, you're fucking me up...just go to bed!"
Dick: "Is that it, I have $5 bucks and my Nikes if you can get another piece."
Ken: "He doesn't want shoes that are ripped to shit and $5 won't get you a slice of fucking soap knob!"
Ken - looking all over the living room, under the couch, in the closet picking up every piece of lint and bread crumb on the floor - "Fuck, I know I had another piece!"
Dick: "Quit specking guy, you're fucking me up...just go to bed!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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Get the Spackling mug.A term coined by the Watkins family, to "spank one's wallet" is to use someone for their money. Generally used in reference to women.
"Dude, your girlfriend is spanking your wallet. You should seriously dump her."
"I could tell she was just a wallet-spanker from the very beginning."
"I could tell she was just a wallet-spanker from the very beginning."
by hhans November 2, 2011
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