Snookered

1 in the pink 2 in the stink

Yo bret this girl loved being snookered

by Koplover89 September 4, 2018

Shit-Hawk Snooker

In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born

Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!

Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!

by Little Miss Mayonnaise September 3, 2005

pooper scooper

term used by medical community to describe acrylic nails. Feces is inevitably lways found between the real finger nail and the acrylic nails of patients and cadavers.

"hey she doesn't have any insurance, what do we do?"

"send her to ER, how did she afford those pooper scoopers?"

by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 15, 2005

snoozer

someone who says they are hustlen heavy, but they sleep on the block, make no money, or like u aint finsh your drinks, you snoozen on that juice man

yo b, u see all them custys why u lackin fuckin snoozer

by Gage211 January 11, 2008

Smooperwinkle

Smoop (you know, smoop) and winkle (winkle lager beer). Use it to describe certain persons who enjoy dancing, rain, and going to mexico whenever possible.

These two weirdo's, Jean and Sarah, call each other Smooperwinkle, which is major akward turtle.

by sp + jh September 21, 2008

snookered

The act of a man hitting a woman in the face. Derived from the MTV reality show The Jersey Shore when Snooki got sucker punched by a dude.

That girl at the bar was so mouthy I am surprised she didn't get snookered.

by DGarrard January 14, 2010

fat scooper

a person who scoops fat and is in fact fat

Man, alex is a real fat scooper

by lunch March 12, 2004