snapper dan

a very skinny man with no calves

wow that dude is skinny with no calves he must be snapper dan

by grace slayyywood September 13, 2022

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Snapper

A short nap

I’m just gonna take a lil snapper before we go out.

by kasskat February 22, 2019

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Snapper Snatch

A snatch that is super snappy

I was walking down the street and I heard my snapper rumble as I laid my eyes on a spunky guy....I thought to myself my snapper is HUNGRY, its snapper snatch time!!

by Miss Sunshine Puff July 28, 2021

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A dick breaker. People use this similar to ball buster. A dick breaker is when your spouse complains about people do things that she would do. When your spouse is a Hippocrit. When your spouse asks you do do something over and over the second you sit down.

Good night babe. Hey before you fall asleep can you give me a quick foot massage.Why do you always have to be a pickle snapper?

by FlobStar August 17, 2021

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Carrot Snapper

The way a man's boner gets twisted until it snaps, or fucking breaks idk

His girlfriend did the carrot Snapper, I don't get paid.

by colatheproto May 2, 2023

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Tub Snapper

A person who sits in the tub and farts, while snapping at the bubbles. A classic 5150 and an endangered species. The Tub Snapper should be returned to the water if caught and is not good for eating. As the name suggests, they snap. (And at more than just their own farts bubbles)

Have you met Ryan, yet? That guy is a total Tub Snapper.

by Murphykidd112 June 19, 2025

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