shiftpoop

A poop taken while on the job. The best time there is to do it because you're getting paid to poop!

Bill: Man I took a nice poop the other day.

Bob: No way it can compare to my shiftpoop today. I got paid 10 bucks to do it!

by capnhook July 30, 2010

Shifting and Drifting

The practice of moving between relationships at an ungodly pace.

All of those first years are "Shifting and Drifting"

by JackMack95 August 2, 2012

Shift faced

(Adj) the act of being inebriated during your scheduled restaurant shift.

When she came in to work was fine, but by the end of the night she was shift faced.

by DJ McBojangles March 6, 2015

shit shifting

The act of moving any item/items to another place.

That table is so cluttered! I better do some shit shifting.

by blips April 1, 2008

Quick Shifting

Sexual intercourse that is sometimes very kinky and fast. Enjoyable for both parties.

Dont go in there. Amy and Bradley are quick shifting

by toott00ttoot August 6, 2010

Stick Shift Handjob

Its where you get a really hard handy like they are driving a stick shift with your cock. SUCKS!

"Milton did you fuck lauren last night?"
"No but she yanked the shit out of my dick, gave me a stick shift handjob. Man my dick is sore"

by frothyshoes March 12, 2012

Sifting

"Sifting"

The act of being a 'social butterfly' at a party. Only you float from Girl to Girl, hitting on all of them.

Look at Jim, Sifting about... What a Pillock.

by DJBenj August 5, 2010