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two-fist smashin' it

v.
the action of auto-stimulation by use of two hands clinched in a fist shape.

*first discovered in the CNN building where a wonderful Pithecia pithecia was viewed in it's cage engaging in 'two-fist smashin' it'
Yo, homie D-Loc been in lock down for so long man. i bet he be two-fist smashin' it every night
by lord.atronymic August 19, 2006
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smushing

making out. snogging. kissing. tongueing. does not, and I repeat does NOT, include any other sexual actions.. simple as that (;
scenario 1

girl 1: oh my jonas - have you smushed him yet?
girl 2: oh my jonas - I want to be but not yet

girl 2 runs off crying

scenario 2

guy 1: nick is gonna bash you in for smushing his girlfriend
guy 2: I know - but totally worth it

guy 1 and guy 2 high five
by VintageSocks February 3, 2010
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smashinger

more smashing than the previous.
Sure, that powerpoint slide is smashing, but it would be smashinger on the smartboard.
(Mr. Fischer)
by chrisgo May 18, 2004
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smashkinger

1.noun.,a meterosexual male who has been taunted by a member of the "Colton" species
2.noun.,a meterosexual male that has played DDR, and hasnt slept all night
3.verb.,to be fondling a DDR mat at a social function
1.Oh my god, Diggy, yoiu are such a smashkinger!.
3.Quinn! Stop smashkinging the mat. We have company.
by Mary Kavanagh February 27, 2004
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Ali da goat smashin glass

A business boy who will soon be very rich but at the moment is still climbing his ladder of success at the moment he is the coolest kid in his skool and smart Also Gud lookin. Jk he’s better than everything that was just said x10
Wow I wish I can be more like Ali da goat smashin glass.He is so kool also hi Cole and Happy b day mancho
by ALZIVERoil December 16, 2019
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smushing

verb. smushing or to smush is the active verb of eating, drinking, smoking or talking on your mobile while flying a passenger plane.
'Shit my dog! I just saw the pilot smushing, we need to get off this mother fucking plane dog!'
by PlipandPlop July 24, 2006
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Stashing

An adverb used for a, preferably, male with a great moustache.
Tom Selleck is stashing

Poirot is stashing

Sam Elliott is stashing
by BlackBirdNL November 30, 2011
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