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Turd-Slurpee

A slurpee made of shit. High in fiber
yeah, lemme get a snickers and a turd-slurpee. Kingsize
by Anhedoniac November 22, 2003
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helmet slurper

A raving nosher who enjoys the action of licking aggressively the sudject's beef bulb. The licking action will make a moist slurping sound.
Steve noshed down on Jack hard, He loved it the dirty helmet slurper....
by Paulie a June 16, 2007
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Snurple

a special kind of purple nurple in which the nipple is pinched between the thumb and middle finger where the thumb has index finger support (from the outside)
mofo gave me a snurple last week and my tatas still hurt!
by mexicandyman April 10, 2009
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sleeping bag slurpee

enclosing a slumbering victim in a sleeping bag, then throwing said bag off a cliff.
things going rough with the ol gf, i got the move for you. ok, so you're sixty-nining your girlfriend - make sure she's in there headfirst - and hurriedly get out and zip her in the bag. then throw the sleeping bag off a cliff, it's the old sleeping bag slurpee. that'll teach her.
by mwg April 27, 2008
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Slurpee Orgy

You probably can guess what this is. It's the act of drinking many slurpees to get a strange combination of brainfreeze and orgasm.
I drank ten slurpees and am having a Slurpee Orgy.
by GoGoPowerRangers December 21, 2006
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slurpie

Hey girl, you are such a slurpie. My brother just met you and you already sucked him off.
by Megan Ketcham May 17, 2006
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Snurple

Snurple (Verb) is a word that describes a person who is drinking like a silly sausage.

Defined by Tom of the Soviet himself, he used it just twice in an essay, bringing his total A level score down by several hundred points.

The debate on what it is to be a snurple continues even today, baffling the very best, including the renowned George Bush. Long debates and extremely frustrated English professionals have lead to an overall increase in the number of murder victims in the UK during 2005.
by Paul Dilley October 5, 2005
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