sleeving

To place one's hands and forearms up the sleeves of the opposite arms of a garment that one is wearing, so as to appear that one is wearing a muff.

I left my muff at home and therefore had to resort to sleeving to keep my hands warm.

by Damaxster September 19, 2008

sleepings

To covertly inform others that you are going to go fornicate. Usually at night when you would normally be sleeping.

mamajama- hey i'm going to go do some sleepings
Alfred- Ok man, have fun.

by curlyfroman3 June 20, 2008

Sexting

When a person texts about what they are going to do when they have sex or when they are horny..

Amy was sitting at home until her boyfriend texted her "you wanna start sexting". She said "Yea". And this what happened

Jack: First we are going to make-out for thirty minutes.
Amy: Then I'm gonna start taking off your pants.
Jack: Then, I'm gonna take off everything you got while still kissing
Amy: Then I'm gonna start sucking your big juicy dick and spit on it and suck it some more.

Jack: Once your finsh we are going to stop, make sure all our clothes are off and I go get a condom and start fucking you.

Amy:Then I will scream your name,"Jack Jack"!
Jack:Then I will say, "Pop that Pussy:.
Amy: We will be fucking for hours, until I start fingering myself.
Jack:Since, My big 10 in dick almost can't go in your pussy, I will start masturbating on your big ass boobs.
Amy:Then after a hour off me pushing, you cum on my face and lips and I suck your dick...

by thesupakid February 8, 2010

Sleeping Cindy

It is when you are in a hotel room and have sex with your girlfriend while her mom sleeps in the bed right next to you.

Johnny is the only kid I know that has enough balls to pull the Sleeping Cindy.

by DeputyDean March 8, 2008

Sleeping Bag Effect

when a fat wears a spaghetti-strap tank top, and the strap sinks so far into her fatty arm that it looks like a wrapped up sleeping bag

Wow, look at that one. She's got the sleeping bag effect going alright

by Captain Yellowtail March 31, 2011

Sleeping Pattern

Something someone with a regular job that isn't streaming , YouTube or playing World of Warcraft has.

Person : Hey you! Yes you! Get to sleep, Your lack of a sleeping pattern is unhealthy!
WoW Player : *lazily slurs* Lemme fnsh ths dunjun *eats week old unidentifiable food off the floor*
WoW Player : *Finishes dungeon and ques up for 'one more'

by jamzyyyy August 27, 2018

meaty sleeping aid

penis. Sex is followed by sleep, hence giving a meaty sleeping aid.

(my girl had trouble sleeping last night, so I gave her a meaty sleeping aid)

by hornswaggler June 9, 2009