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skittle jacked

The instance of one of your friends stealing your skittles from right under your nose. This could be out of your pocket or while you are in the process of putting one in your mouth.
Person1: Woah man, what happened to my skittles?

Person2: You just got skittle jacked!

Person1: Damn! Not again!
by shananogins93 May 14, 2009
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skittle shit

When you're taking a shit and dropping nuggets that look like 7 Skittles of different colors smushed together with several single Skittle rat turds between nuggets.
Fuck dude, I just took a skittle shit. The first nugget made me taste the rainbow. I need to drink more water before bed. That was brutal.
by Bobby the Bug Man February 18, 2021
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Kittle Skittle

Secret sexual fantasies which you have about people around you that if anyone knew, you'd most likely go to hell
"Wow Arthur! Did you just have a Kittle Skittle about me? SEE YOU IN CHURCH!"
by Yermy Battled Warter December 20, 2016
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dick skittle

when you pass a kidney stone out your pee hole.
"dude, i though i was giving birth but it was just another dick skittle."
by joshhiop September 25, 2008
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White Skittle

You cum in a girls belly button and let it harden so she can eat it.
Dude, i gave this prostitute a white skittle last night. She says it's her favorite flavor.
by DaOneYouHate11 December 17, 2009
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Skittle Herpes

When a girl has herpes and makes a guy eat skittles out of her vag. He then eats a herpes cluster along with the skittle not realizing it. The girl's herpes is so bad it's in skittle sized clumps.
"Dude, don't even think about it. She has skittle herpes."
by Mustache McGee January 4, 2012
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skittle city

All the real thizzlas either came from skittle city or the bay area.
by thizzpoppinanimal January 16, 2008
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