I just shit myself

Yeah, I did.

Yo dude, I just shit myself! Check it out!

by Shitman August 17, 2020

On some real shit

slang word for seriously, literally,

dude your the best basketball player i have ever seen" "im alright but thanks" "nahh on some real shit, you good

by Michael Ferrarl November 22, 2010

In the shit

Military slang (usually used by the ground combatants) meaning we are taking: heavy fire, casualties,in risk of being wiped out or overrun. Frequently heard in radio communications requesting assistance.

fragment of radio transmission: We are INNN the shit, get some air cover in here. -or- Jesus Christ, we are REALLY IN THE SHIT...double deep... need artillery now,,,goddamnit, NOW.

by pikkil47 November 17, 2009

File That Under Who Gives a Shit

This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.

You won a Golden Globe for that? Yes, I did. Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit

by kk626kk June 21, 2011

disco shit

Extremely high quality cocaine

Reference to cocaine that entered the U.S. in the late 70's and early 80's that was of unusually high purity.

"This is some disco shit," Jon said as he came up from insufflating a line. "Someone must have not have known to cut it."

by cptncoleian April 24, 2006

no shit

Captain obvious, something someone said that comes with no surprise and usually a waste of time.

Retard: Dude, Bob got put in juvenile for fighting the teacher.
Me: No shit, we already heard about that, what u think we live in a fucking cave??????

by YoungWrapper May 3, 2017

Analog shit

Having to go to the toilet without a phone, tablet or any other digital device.

Shit! I left my cellphone at home now i have to take an analog shit like a caveman

by Clever webster August 2, 2017