shwanky

Hip or cool, used with nouns.

"My day was totally shwanky"
"Far out, dude."

by Drew V April 21, 2008

shwanke

A chronic masturbater that cannot resist to jack off even if he is in an inappropriate place such as a swimming pool, movie theater, or cosco parking lot.

Cosco parking lot?!?!? Wow you're one chronic shwanke!

by Leeeroy Jenkins July 2, 2008

Shwank

Another word for cool.

Dude: Bruh your shoes are so shwank.
Dude 2: Thanks bruh

by funu555 September 27, 2014

schwang

an overly awesome word that expresses intense feeling in a short, im too cool for that manner.
usually used when the person feels that he or she is above, and better than whatever is being said, but actually is wanting to explode and scream in excitement.

Susie-"OMG Tina! You just won a billion dollars!
Tina-::not changing any emotion::"..schwang"

by Everyone In The World Knows Its True March 23, 2005

shwank

The act of masterbation whilst in the shower.
Shwank, shwanking.
Wanking in the shower

Tom: Hey Lewy, you look really refreshed today!
Lewy: Yeah man, just had a shwank, felt so good.
Will: Wtf is a shwank bro?
Lewy: When you have a wank in the shower!
Will: Mad!

by Larry O'Fresh June 2, 2011

schwanky

A word similar to "swanky," usually used by those under the influence to describe something only perceived as swanky to the drunk.

"Wow, that limo sure is schwanky!"
"That's a taxi."

by Kroger Brand July 16, 2009

shwank

the conjunction of she-wank.
ie female masturbation

i'm off for a shwank.

by NeoSpoone April 1, 2007