the 5 knuckle shuffle

A slang word for masterbating

Mom: where is timmy, he has been in his room for a long time
Brother: he's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle

by BlazeBeing May 14, 2015

Poop-id Shuffle

When you need to shit so bad, you need to do whatever it takes to make it to the nearest toilet

Ryan: I almost shit myself tonight walking my dog!
Jon: Had to do the old Poop-id Shuffle back to the toilet, eh?

by BDJ Ferda August 7, 2020

Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle

The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.

Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.

by queeferia March 28, 2022

Shluff Like A Champ

The need, nay, the biological requirement, to take a lengthy nap, more so than any other type of resting period.

It may also be phrased as "straight shluffin'."

Dude, I could shluff like a CHAMP right now. You know what? I'm gonna.

Yo man, are you awake?
Nah, I'm straight shluffin'.

by Colonel Shluff Sanders May 9, 2011

cunt scuff

A mark,stain,or scuff left behind on a object after a vagina comes in contact with it,

(1) I left the bar with that hood rat sister of yours and that bitch left a cunt scuff across my chest agian.

(2) Hey mother fucker! Is that a cunt scuff on your sheet?

(3) I a have seen some shit in my day, but that cunt scuff on your chin is fucking nasty.

by Random C April 3, 2009

Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020

shufflin

shufflin is just a basic way of saying dancing with only your feet usher style

yo lets get down some shufflin on the floor

by f_meister June 17, 2005