Stripey shirted douches' girlfriend

A girl who follows her stripey shirted douche boyfriend around like a puppy, trying to conform to the "norm." Usually she is conformity-retarded, with overdone hair, and overdone makeup. She has dyed hair, more often than not, it is done up. She spends a lot of money on her wardrobe in order to "fit in." Her friends look just like her. She is not "last season." Her looks and attitude are irritating to regular people. Most defintely would carry a purse. Owns and carries at least four kinds of chapstick.

Wow look at that girl, she looks just like her friends. Her hair is up, her makeup perfect, her clothes are in-season, she is a total stripey shirted douches' girlfriend.

Don't be a stripey shirted douches' girlfriend. You don't have to dress just like your stupid irritating friends.

Wow you have a lot of chapstick and lip gloss.. are you dating a stripey shirted douche?

by PuceEmu August 23, 2008

Stockin o shite

A rural irish expression to state your lack of interest in a particular subject.

Liam: Hey did you see Steve got one of them new iPhones?

Johnny: You know what, I couldn't give a stockin o shite what that hoor got!

by Kwaka Rules December 1, 2009

Shite

A shitty way of saying shit.

British English is a pretty shite vernacular.

by Zorque March 13, 2008

shiterized

when you shit your pants

adam got fucked in the ass by a horse and then shiterized himself

by will young shiterized himself then gave his dad a dirty sanchez June 27, 2006

shiterature

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read while you are going #2 on the toilet.

Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.

by Joey D. August 12, 2005

shiteous

A non-word utlized by bloggers because it sounds good. Often combining two words to form a new one.

My grammar is probably shiteous too.

by asexycoconut March 2, 2009

Shaitek

The coolest black guy around!

Shaitek goes hard in the mother fucking paint!

by Jeffjsdgbg October 29, 2010