tsunami shrimp

The slight curvature of a Japanese man's phallic member.

You know Akihiko? Yeah, he has a tsunami shrimp.

by Drakonra June 14, 2017

Salty Shrimp

A person who trys to do thier best

And look at the bright side

But ends up being pissed off With life

(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me

I am a salty shrimp

by Salty Shrimp June 17, 2016

shrimp water

When a girl had sex with lots of guys with small penises.

Damm she got that shrimp water smell down below.

by White peak mountain August 23, 2020

Shrimp or Fries

A form of slang for a disgruntled United States Marine that isn't as brainwashed as the rest and doesnt want to say "Semper Fi"

Marine #1: Hoorah Lance Corporal Dank good job shooting today! Semper FI!!

Marine #2: Errrr, Shrimp or Fries!!

by Carlos Hathcock, USMC September 20, 2012

Shrimp on the Barbie

When a midget "dates" a tall skinny blonde, and cums on her.

Jimmy brought a blonde home from the bar last night, and he threw some shrimp on the Barbie.

by Anomalies in life July 20, 2022

Mantis shrimp

Gods favorite animal. Being Gods favorite animal it can shatter glass instantly and can see more colors than people due to having more color recepters in their eye. If that wasn't enough they can also be born with one of two types of hands. One of the two types of hands is a claw which has the power to kill a crab instantly. The other is even more powerful and it is a club hand the club hand strikes so fast and hard it generates plasma for a split second. Lastly they also strike in less than half a second.

Guy1: Hey look a mantis shrimp let me touch it.
Guy2: Your finger its gone!!!
Guy1: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

by Mr. Potato. February 15, 2022

mantis shrimp

actually not a true Shrimp, it is actually a type of Stomotopod that frequently comes with live rock. It eats basically anything and can cause havoc in reef systems. Peacock Mantis' are known to grow up to 6'' and some species have the striking power of a .22 pistol! They're by far the coolest live rock hitchhiker. If you have a Mantis Shrimp, it may make a sharp CRACKING noise which means its banging or striking against the glass or something in your tank; known to eat coral, fish and inverts.

guy 1: Dude I just got a mantis shrimp in my live rock, he's so cool looking
me: You're so lucky man!

by PatC September 22, 2005