skipping school 

the act of pretending to go to school but actually taking part in other uneducational activities

I caught my daughter skipping school with her boyfriend

skipping school by stackingmula November 7, 2014

wife shopping 

Dating with the expressed purpose of getting married quickly or in the near future.

The last time I was wife shopping I got a little out of control and thus the recent divorce.

wife shopping by Think October 12, 2004

Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping 

The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.

NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.

Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."

Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."

Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"

Friend: "Nope"

Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping by Mark5991 November 9, 2009

Guy shopping

Shopping for guys at stores such as wal-mart or the mall.

Judging guys from 1-10 and sometimes doing crazy things as asking for their number

Sally went guy shopping with her best friend at wal-mart.

Guy shopping by K_Lawson January 18, 2009

skipping 

searching through rubbish skips for useable stuff, esp. supermarket food skips

skipping by Anonymous September 23, 2002

Power Shopping

Getting all your shopping done in a short time scale. Normaly done by males who don't like shopping or don't have the time.

When someone needs to get some new shoes but hates shopping and can only get them in there half hour work break.

Power Shopping by Chris Cottee January 8, 2004

Grossery Shopping 

Act of attending a grocery store to obtain food and other necessary supplies without attending to any basic hygiene such as a shower, deodorant, washing your face or anything else one would normally do prior to going out in public and handling errands.

We went grossery shopping early Saturday morning to beat the crowds but we were totally scummy because we just got out of bed and headed down there.

Grossery Shopping by Jonathan Mergy July 20, 2008