Taken off the shelf 

Someone that was murdered in cold blood.

Person 1: Yo big man, I haven't seen you with Cadillac Pimpin in a while.

Reply: He was taken off the shelf in a drive by.
Person 1: Do they know who did it?
Reply: Yeah it was Trevor and he's in the joint for his murder cuz one of his cronies went to the po pos and wrote on his ass.

Taken off the shelf by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac June 20, 2016

Book on a shelf 

An agreement between two best friends stating that they will not speak about a sex act committed between both of them.

"Do you remember that book on a shelf?"

Book on a shelf by V0S December 1, 2016

sex on a shelf 

Sex on a shelf or "shelf sex" tends to be a guy-girl pairing in a sort of FWB relationship. In this case, the guy can hit up the girl any time and she is always there for sexual activity. Basically the best thing for any horny guy. Similar to a booty call.

Jessica said that her and Michael were friends with benefits, but she was just sex on a shelf to Michael. It was basically all about him.

sex on a shelf by pseudope3 May 29, 2017

top shelf 

A term used to emphasise how good something is or how much it was enjoyed.

"Yeah, that's top shelf stuff. Fantastic"

top shelf by pdc June 30, 2004

top-shelf 

A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.

Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?

top-shelf by Mark Towe December 7, 2005

Boob Shelf 

The bulge of fat/skin that protrudes atop and hangs over, the waistband on a woman wearing mom jeans. Similar to a muffin top, only approx 3 inches higher. Just below the boobs, creating a shelf for the boobs to rest upon.

Wow, look at the muffin top on that girl!! No, that isn't a muffin top, Tori, its a boob shelf. She is wearing mom jeans after all!!!!!!

Boob Shelf by Creedem June 28, 2009

top shelf 

many interpretations can be derived from the saying top shelf
1. something is pretty shit hot.
2. to describe material of a sexually explicit nature that is stored in the highest point of a shop.
and my old favourite;
3. to describe a female as being rather atractive in a sexully stimulating way

1. that shot you took was top shelf old boy
2. that dirty old cunt reads from the top shelf
3. A:"fuck me she is top shelf! marks out of ten i'd give her one."
B:"not half! woof!"

top shelf by tentius maximus July 1, 2004