Shaking hands with Satan

To masturbate. Shake that little Satan.

"Hey Dean, can I come in?"
"Wait a second Sammy, I'm shaking hands with Satan!"

by HahaNope December 3, 2013

Shaking My Balls (SMB)

When someone says something so ridiculous bringing about disbelief to the extent where people around have no other choice but to shake their head in an aggressive fashion such that the shaking trickles down to the balls.

Goddamn it Chad, I told you not to drink all of the fucking liquor while we're out there hunting on the dance floor...shaking my balls (SMB)

by King George III (Benny Hentai) March 23, 2020

shaking orgasm

the point where sex feels so good on your clit that your legs cant even be stable anymore, most of the time a clear liquid will squirt out of your pussy called squirting.

jessica : how was it last night with jake
brit : omg i had a shaking orgasm-

by freakyjuless February 14, 2021

guitar sharingan

When someone is so good at guitar they immidiately listen to a song and play it without any written music. Comes from popular anime series naruto in which ninja who possess sharingan can immidiately mimmick their opponents attacks without even seeing them.

guy one: "are you sure you're gonna be able to learn that song?"

guy two: "don't worry dude, I got ma guitar sharingan!"

by Scarab21 November 8, 2009

jump the sharknado

A term to describe a moment when something that was so bad it's good has reached a point where it is now just bad.

Watch this movie jump the sharknado as soon as they start trying to shove comic relief characters in our faces.

Sucker Punch jumped the sharknado right around the point that samurai statues attack from out of nowhere for no reason.

by Meriog February 13, 2014

shaking hands with the president

masturbating, touching one self, or a hand job

#1
Person 1: what're you up to?
Person 2:(moaning) shaking hands with the president..
#2
Person 1: comon do it..
Person 2: do what?
Person 1: shake hands with the president.

by Kelly Speresh August 3, 2007

Shark in silk Pajamas

Not the same as wolf in sheep's clothing, as you can still see the shark in his silk pajamas, but because he is in pajamas, you think you can trust him. Fool on you, he is still a motherfucking shark.

You can't trust that Matt guy, he's a shark in silk pajamas. In the end he'll come back to bite you because he is obviously still a dangerous shark.

by IamMattyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy October 6, 2010