Semen farm

The accumulation of semen crusties on a rag or towel.

Dude I found Trudells jerk off rag, he's made a very fertile semen farm.

by Redwingsfan January 31, 2014

semen queen

Girl who likes swallowing...semen.

She was known as The Semen Queen for she would never spill a drop.

by mmoonbird April 24, 2014

Semen Pile

Coagulated piles of cum.

When Jaachmed looked around the porno shop, he smelled the paint and he noticed it was actually a semen pile.

by Moo Snuckel May 12, 2015

Selective listening

Cherry picking only what you want to hear, ignoring the rest like a narcissistic douchebag.

Sally told Jim she wanted to break up with him but they could still have dinner on his birthday and Christmas but all Jim heard was they can still have dinner. He's selective listening, he thinks they're still

dating!

by Snakecharmer June 17, 2015

semen chain-gun

The act of rapidly squeezing your dick when you cum, Making several small drops of cum fly from your cock, resembling a chain-gun.

Jenny: Last night James gave me a semen chain-gun
Jessica: Wow, I'm jealous!

by RampagedAlpaca June 20, 2016

Semen Sacks

A mans balls

Kelly: You have some big semen sacks

by Weirdo Sheep June 16, 2016

semen slingshot

During in appropriate removal of a condom due to the elastic nature, the semen is launched with high velocity.

Last night I accidentally blinded Stacy with my semen slingshot! sex semen condom temporary blindness

by MBD Studios May 30, 2016