awkward salmon

putting your arm in between a pair of legs and quickly smacking the victim's legs back and forth, sometimes extremely awkward. best results on strangers. originated in nelsonville, ohio

dude, what was that? it was really awkward. it's okay dude, it was just the awkward salmon

by dugout October 5, 2010

Ninja Salmon

A cyclist riding against the flow of traffic with no reflective clothing or lights especially at night.

Justin broke his collarbone because he collided with a ninja salmon that was riding towards him in the bike lane.

by BikeEasy.org September 11, 2012

dog salmon

Can either be an insult or a compliment depending on the situation.

Zelda : oh my god I can speak Irish
Sica : shut the fuck up you dog salmon.

by Googletranslateforspeds October 15, 2015

salmoneus

A crazy hippie who is obsessed with santa hats. It is rumored that a salmoneus hoards them and worships them. How scary!

Fransisco: Hey man, what happened to my santa hat?
Rosario: A salmoneus probably stole it. What a loser.

by butt muncher200 March 25, 2008

salmons

someone who takes penis up the ass everyday, similar to a tent louis

"Dude what's wrong with that guy? It looks like he got pounded in the ass"
"Oh he's like that all the time, he's a salmons."

by hashtagwyattspam April 8, 2013

rabid seamonkey

When you are fucking a bitch in the face and then you jump behind her to perform anal but your buddy holds her face to the bedsheets with the threat to dump an aquarium full of fish on her head, then when you cum he dumps it anyway.

"WTF are you doing?"
"Shutup you're gettin a rabid seamonkey"

by Ontario April 5, 2008

Poo Salmon

A poo salmon is a frozen faeces which is returned back 'up stream' into the rectum as either part of sexual play or BDSM punishment.

"When master wanted me to behave he would often Poo Salmon me into submission!"

by the happy fisherman April 14, 2009